Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
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