There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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