people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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