so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
I lost my vibrator temporarily and for some unknown reason my first thought was that you might have stolen it. But then I realized you would never do that because you know it keeps me from killing people. But I am overtired and lacking in faith.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
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