i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
Hey, remember that girl at rocklobster you thought was hot but were to pussy to talk to? You were right, her boobs are fake and she gives the best head on the planet. Can you come pick me up?
You're dead to me.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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