I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
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And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
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Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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