Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
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2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
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Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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