she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
The old woman next to me on the el smells like cupcakes...but she doesn't taste like cupcakes
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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