He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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