Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
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I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
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I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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