It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
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Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
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The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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