um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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