have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
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