i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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