I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
it glows. i had to have it.
tequila makes me forget i have legs
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
Randomize
