Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
Buhtt sex?
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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