I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
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I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
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It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
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