I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
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