try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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