Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
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If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
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I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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