4 words: hood of his car
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
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Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
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My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
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