Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
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They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
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I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
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