I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
Randomize
