I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
porn star boner night. come get it.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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