Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
So much Jack, so little girl.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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