if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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