I love black thongs
All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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