You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
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I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
Drunk tip #47: Its better to overestimate how many plastic bottles itll take to urinate in, rather then underestimate.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
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is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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