you were crying and the really sympathetic homeless man offered you a sip of his whiskey. who was i to stop you?
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
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I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
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I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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