1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
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