Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
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How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
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Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
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