love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
Randomize
