i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
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I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
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I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
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