Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
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True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
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Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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I'm always down for nudity.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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