I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
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I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
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I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
On my way home I saw a car that had "MOVE OVER PLZ" emblazoned across the windshield backwards, so people could see it in their rearview mirror
If I ever drive for Lyft or Uber I'm definitely gonna do that
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