so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
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I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
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Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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