Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
this boner is exhausting
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
If I die, sorry about rent.
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
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