If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
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The only downside is I can't stop skipping
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
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