ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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