We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
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I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
I woke up to three texts telling me to "go fuck myself," a panicked voicemail from my mom, and a girl thanking me... I'm not sure which I should take care of first
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
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We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.