please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere