You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.