we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
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You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
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Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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