There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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