If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
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