We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
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woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
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YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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