Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
I just talked to a CEO of a fortune 500 company while pooping. I LOVE being self employed.
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
I just blew my weed a kiss
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
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