there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
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We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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