I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
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walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
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YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
I drunkenly said, "That's my future father-in-law!" And everyone made an uncomfortable / disgusted face... including the aforementioined future father-in-law. Maybe I should start dating other people.
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