The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
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But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
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Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
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