Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
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