He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
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The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
did i walk over a car last night?
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
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Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
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