another moral hangover. fuck.
Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
I think people are normalizing furries
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
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