I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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