There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
it hurts more in the daytime
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
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Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
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it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
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