areolas are like halos for boobs.
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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