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his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
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