If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
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