needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
How does one acquire holy water?
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
i out mim tonsoeep
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