When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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