ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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