She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
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