dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
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I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
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Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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