Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
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I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
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thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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