friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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